domingo, 6 de junho de 2010

Evil Guide Plan


Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: world domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a scientist. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must disintegrate Empire State Building. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about Horror's beyond Man's Comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with dear God No, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their god.

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