Evil Guide Plan 2

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: destroy the earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the internet. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of supernatural creatures hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your doomsday device, bringing about the Apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.